Puppy Blog

white bichon frise in front of a computer keyboard on a desk
Oh puppy dog, oh puppy dog,
Why do you write that terrible blog?
It’s insipid and stupid too,
I can’t believe I’m reading you.

Oh puppy dog, oh puppy dog,
Why do you write this frightful blog?

Earworm alert:

set to the tune Oh Christmas Tree.

You have been warned.